God damnit. ~Onoshin has been banned and now I have to use this.
Borjangles is now my name.
Shit. How original.
On the plus side: This account got a free one week subscription, because I'm just so cool. But what the hell? BORJANGLES? I have to be BORJANGLES?

Haha. Laughingstock.

So I bought two more CDs.
Skinny Puppy - Cleanse Fold and Manipulate
Kidney Thieves - Zerospace

Funny thing. I bought Kidneythieves because I heard they were super good. I've never heard anything by them so I went to Best Buy and grabbed that Skinny Puppy CD and looked for more stuff, since I had enough money to buy TWO CDs. OH GOD.
I looked for about an hour and finally settled on Kidneythieves. I would've bought Rammstein's Rosenrot 2-disc digipack (Only $12.00, too. Great deal.) But my mother wouldn't of approved of that giant PARENTAL ADVISORY sticker.

Sigh.

Anyway, while I was looking at CDs I talked with this one dude. (The store was closing and he was dusting.) I accidentally left some CDs face down on the shelves and he was said in a friendly way, "Hey. Listen, you want to leave these standing up on the shelves. We're about to close."
"Oh. Sorry," I replied in a friendly tone, "I'm pretty obsessive compulsive about that stuff too."
"It's all right, man. What CD do you have there?" He asked while he was dusting below the shelves.
I showed him the CD expecting an 'Oh i've never heard of them,' but I was wrong.
"Skinny Puppy, huh? I remember listening to them in high school." He continued dusting.
"Oh really? They've been around since '81, so I'm not that surprised," I continued, "It's awesome to find the CD here. I would normally have to order it from Borders for an inflated price, but a few days ago, I came here and saw that you guys had practically all of Skinny Puppy's albums."
He laughed and said, "I used to work at Borders, man."
He picked up a random CD (a 2-disc Slayer album) and continued, "This CD is $19.99. Since I worked at Borders, I got five dollars off. The discount price of the CDs at Borders was the same price as the NORMAL price at Best Buy,"
He put the CD back, "So I decided, 'Screw this' and applied at Best Buy. The CDs I get are so cheap."
"Wow." I said in utter amazement, "I want to work at Best Buy."
"How old are you?"
"Fourteen?"
"You're fourteen? Cool."
I laughed, "Alot of people usually stare at me wide eyed and say something along the lines of, 'OH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SIXTEEN.' "
"It's cool, man. If I still work here when you're old enough, I'll put in a good word about you."
I flipped up some CDs that were facing down.
He asked in a joking manner, "Hey! Wanna help me close?"
I replied, "I'LL DO IT FOR FIVE BUCKS."
"Five bucks? Dude. AWESOME."

Then my mom called and I had to go. I said my byes and bought the CDs.

In the van, my mom was very skeptical about whether or not I should've bought that Kidneythieves CD so she had me open it and put it in the car's CD player.
I made it clear to her that I've never heard Kidneythieves' music and put in the CD.

It was funny. In track two on the album, the (female) singer kept saying "RUN MUTHAFUCKA' RUN" but my mother didn't notice and she smiled, tapped her feet with the music and said, "I like these guys. : ) : ) : )"

Funny.
It was like that all the way home.

I downloaded Silent Hill onto my computer twice. The first time it was in Spanish, so I deleted that and downloaded again. This time it was in English, but it was of a very bad quality and you could hear noises of people dropping stuff in the background since it was a pirated copy.

what the jesus donkey riding christ moses.
i have such good luck.